Certainly not an original idea for an entry, but some of the searches that lead surfers to this here weblog can only be described as novel. That, and some are just plain funny. Without further ado, here are some of the past week’s highlights:
don’t remember what i said after being drunk – Sorry to hear about that, friend. Do you at least remember with whom you were conversing? I went drinking with a colleague Monday night, and Tuesday afternoon he related this story:
So this morning I called my wife and started talking about the bar we went to last night. After a couple minutes, she stopped me and was like, ‘Dude, you told me all about it last night when you called at 3 a.m. I’m glad you’re having fun with Tony.’ <<click>>.
Ouch.
gay blog – Yeah, I get it. With all the man-love spread around this weblog, it’s no wonder …
Tony … I’m pregnant, get it?! – Whoaaa! Slow down there, sweetie. I want proof. I’ll pay for the paternity test or whatever, but don’t start your accusations until we know for sure. In the meantime, I’m not sure I even know you, so why not introduce yourself and drop the ‘tude, m-kay?
how to tell your parents you drink - Good question, Sporto! I never told mine … I just started showing up for holidays with a solid buzz on and introduced all my girlfriends over the years as my designated drivers. Generally speaking, I prefer to avoid the subject of drinking in any discussion involving my family. It helps maintain the state of denial we all live in. Why screw it up when we all get along so well?
how many times does tony montana say fuck – A lot. Really. A lot. Way too much.
ten things you shouldn’t say to your parents – Hmm. Interesting. Here are my suggestions:
1- You’re welcome to visit anytime.
2- I’m thinking about getting a tattoo.
3- We met in rehab.
4- Got any weed?
5- I have no secrets.
6- [S/he]’s a [musician/artist/actor/born-again Christian/etc.].
7- Still got the Valtrex?
8- That dent? It was there before I took the car.
9- Sure, we did that when we were kids.
10- I’m in love.
alcohol mixing rules drunk – Your query reassures me that I did the right thing by posting my drinking advice here. In a nutshell, I advise against mixing different kinds of alcohol. And mixed drinks in general. Choose a beverage and tackle it with gusto!
