So ya’ll know how this works, I check my stats every month or so to see what kinds of things lead people to this here website. Usually, the results are mildly entertaining. Sometimes, they’re downright hilarious. And still other times, they’re sort of telling in a creepy way.
Without belaboring this simple concept any further, here goes:
miller lite christmas cards – Kudos for properly misspelling Miller Lite. Demerits, however, for failing to capitalize three out of four (and I’m not telling which three). To answer your question, I don’t know if Miller Brewing Company actually makes Christmas cards, but Northland Poster Collective does. They also sell really cool posters (framed or unframed). On a related note: Sara, you rock!
I want Tony Montana to call my phone – I have never understood women. I admit it. How exactly do you expect me to call you if I don’t have those digits? And seriously, how am I even supposed to remember you? Would you mind narrowing it down a bit for me? I’m sure you’d like to meet my “little friend” as well. Sure … it could be arranged.
sausage smoking cheerleaders – Please, please, please, PLEASE let me know if you ever find what you’re looking for. I don’t care what it costs; I’ll pay.
Pittsburgh pizza reviews – You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for somebody to ask my opinion on pizza in the ‘Burgh. So let’s talk:
1) Villa Reale – Smithfield St. Dahntahn – You simply cannot go wrong with the pie at this place. Their crust is great, which means the pizza is great. That said, I always order a white pizza with roasted red peppers and onions. No matter what I say later in this post, this is the best pizza in town.
2a) Vincent’s – Mansfield at 121 or vice-versa in Greentree – Again, good crust = good pizza. Vincent’s gets high marks for its fancy pizzas, like the Italian steak pizza. It’s like a hoagie, only not. I always see the seafood pizza on the menu, but can’t seem to pull the trigger. Anybody ever had it? Let me know … should I?
2b) Mineo’s – somewhere in Mt. Lebanon – Nothing too fancy about this great pie. The formula for a great pizza once again, in case you missed it: better crust = better pizza. It really is that simple. Mineo’s crust is as good as any I’ve ever had — in Cleveland, Youngstown or Pittsburgh.
So there you have it. I rated the top three pizzas I’ve tried in my three months in town. Let me know if you have any other suggestions.
kardiac kids song – One more lost soul searching Google for something near and dear to my heart. Once again, props to this person for correctly misspelling it, too. Yet, I just can’t get past the lack of capitalization here. If you’re going to take the time to properly misspell a proper noun, you might as well capitalize it too. Maybe I’m missing the point here. Please advise.
